February 2012
128 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
“The first time that Katniss has to go into the cylinder and she goes up into the...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games (via tyleroakley)
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me. in middle school and high school.
history teacher: this took place in *names state*
me: oh i know someone who lives there
class: how
me:
class:
me:
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woodbro-chillson:
have you ever glanced over someone’s text post, caught your eye on a few words and in your head combined them to make a joke, then posted the joke only to notice the joke you thought you just made was exactly the joke posted in that text post and your brain didn’t rearrange anything, but rather just read the sentence as is
nope.
“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say...”
– Augustus Waters, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via belongingness)
