There are entire blogs dedicated to exposing how terrible of a person I am. It’s...– Tyler Oakley on people who hate him. (via hermionejg)
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. this works too.
starllex: A haiku: Hey yo Ice Cream man! Holy fucking shit wait up!!!! Wow okay fuck you. I pictured Kel Mitchell in his Good Burger uniform saying this, for some reason.
mrs hudson: knock knock
john: who's there
mrs hudson: nacho
john: nacho who
mrs hudson: nacho housekeeper
jinnkuthekryptonianjedi: I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.